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Lilli-Bunny was famous for his furry blue slippers. Firstly, Lilli-Bunny met his right slipper. She skipped along the road singing a slipper-Song Y. Lilli-Bunny liked this funny guy and so gave him a cookie-Lilli-Bunny always carried one in his pocket just in case something like this should Hap-pen. As soon followed Slipper Lilli-Bunny home and settled under bed Lilli-Bunny. Then it came out that Right Slipper had a brother left. However, left left-foot views were too liberal for every taste, making it impossible for respectable Right Slipper to present his brother to Lilli-Bunny. But at five o'clock tea, Lilli-Bunny showed his political indifference. He offered Raspberry Jam those who sat at his right side and those on his left, without any discrimination. In addition, he even sent jam Hamster Hamlet, a resident negligible in his house who lived in the basement near the furnace and did not bother to show up for tea. Seeing such a pluralistic approach in Lilli behavior Bunny's, Right Slipper found the courage to present his brother left, despite the slogans left Left was likely to spout: "Distribute wealth! "overthrow the government!" Reducing the price of petrol! "" Turn Off The Light, "and even" Death to Global Warming! "Left Slipper was invited to join the party very soon of tea, where he had the pleasure to make acquaintances with the joyous company who lived in the Lilli-brick house warm Bunny's: Lilli-Bear, Kitty, and Lilli-Lilli-Jake, two cats (Lilli-Bunny usually carried an armful cats, although it was only two of them. His were so fat, or to be more exact, grease and pretty), although two small parrots articulate and well-developed two to three word vocabulary with which they could fully enjoy their freedom of speech, and Hamlet the hamster, which has already been introduced to drive my hon. However, Hamster Hamlet quickly removed from Lilli House Bunny, as he proved he had resolved the issue People, "to be or not to be?" the most irresponsible manner, engaging in immoral relations with random number in mice home. Very quickly, Lilli-Bunny began to notice the seemingly inexplicable aspect of the progeny of mutant mice with hamster ears and tails mouse in his house. Such an impact on the course of evolution very upset Hamster Hamlet himself in a manner so unhappy that he has announced Next in the local newspaper: Hamster Hamlet (Way cute than average)-Looking for a new flat-Won t 'accept all offers of mutant mice and the number phone. Hamster Hamlet had a phone line to his staff. It was, frankly, was a hamster-individualistic. I'm sorry, but Hamster Hamlet has not given its consent to disclose his number here, because he will not be disturbed during hibernation, which begins usually in mid-August and ends in mid-June Although in the case of a sort of emergency, you may find in the book under his name. But do not expect under the "rodents". You should look under "Princes of Denmark."

After acquiring these slippers politically engaged, Lilli-Bunny consistently expressed an interest in politics. But it often happened that Lilli-Bunny fell asleep watching television, put his slippers in front of the screen. As Lilli-Bunny took a nap, slippers watching carefully all the comments policy available and quietly discussed the current political climate (the climate is very important because if it changes, politicians will start sneezing and cough, and might even need more warm camouflage to cover their political ass-yep, you saw me right, I did say "active.") Sometimes slippers even discussed various changes in the political system. You probably know that any changes in the system are in good health. For example, changes in the gastro-intestinal or cardiovascular disease can become fatal. Some changes in the democratic political system could be good for democracy itself, while changes in the systems of internal organs are usually regarded as an ominous sign. Democracy between systems of body organs may lead to undesirable consequences if it gets too far, imagine that your liver is through a vote of no confidence against your head, or give me the medical details, your rectum dismisses your dignity. What? Dignity is not an internal organ? Sometimes it is. However, discussions between the elected bodies are a good thing for democracy that means go. Democracy needs more physical activity, otherwise it becomes obese and eventually all food in the refrigerator of the nation. But democracy should not go too fast because there is no longer young, sweats and constitution if it gets too heated. Then tyrannies in the world declared in disgust that democracy has got its constitution in sweat. Democracy immediate checks on its Constitution and confirms honestly: "Yes, it is quite humid. But it is reparable. But watch yourself, bloodthirsty tyrants! You keep your hair up, and it is completely eaten by moles! "Then skip tyranny and democracy on the other and have a fight. And rest of the world yawns while watching it on television. I have always supported democracy and the ultimate authority of the majority, in theory, but I never got a practical answer to what should be done if the majority is wrong or mistaken. Perhaps democracy has a certain power mysterious to improve human nature, that is wild and brutal, and is worsening in a crowd. Probably I am wrong and that democracy has never gone wrong, or if it has, people try to forget these unfortunate events. Let us forget, too, because it is better to forget the questions insoluble than trying to solve.

The only problem with the politically engaged pointed slippers, when Lilli-Bunny woke up and went to the bathroom. He was very sleepy, and mistakenly put the slipper on her right foot and left the left slipper on his right. This forced the slippers change their policy directions almost immediately. This happens quite often in politics, but it was difficult for the slippers because they have preserved fragments dignity, which is not true of all politicians. To remain consistent in such confusion, the slipper left insisted that it had been so far left, that for the first time in his life, he actually got things right slipper and tried to persuade and convince others that since had traveled so far to the left, he had to adopt tactics left. Do not heated, my dear reader. This is a simple truth political life. Change the view is always that one of the occupational hazards of any political career. But Lilli-Bunny was sleeping and not paying attention to all these political stunts. Once he slept so deeply that he has shifted in his chair. Thus, he made his slippers to the ceiling. This was the real moment of unity National. In lifting upward, Lilli-Bunny won the heart of his slippers. They agreed to elect Lilli-Bunny as president. They voted for this way because, first, Lilli-Bunny treat everyone with raspberry jam, which made him very important, and second, he sometimes threw the slippers to her cats when they got too playful and, if not a real president would do such a drastic thing to restore order public? You know, excessive cheerfulness may interfere with sleeping healthy, and this is unacceptable! Never awaken the company while he sleeps. This may have serious consequences, especially for those who wake. And thirdly, Lilli-Bunny was the owner of the house, which, if not the owner is supposed to be elected president? I mean, he owns the house. It is very important for democracy to confirm the actual situation of the company, choosing one that would in any way the rule, even if he was not elected. This practice creates additional legitimacy to the government and therefore makes people feel more loyal. Is not that what modern democracy is all about? The slippers have not said Lilli-Bunny on their decision because they were afraid the knowledge would make nervous and concerned about his political career. The slippers knew concern would seriously harm not only to the household of the politician himself, but also many households fellow citizens. Nor did the slippers tell anyone else in the house in the election of Lilli-Bunny for the office. Other people do not seem to care. But it was just right, because a policy of normal society should not interfere with many domestic issues.

Now, slippers formed a coalition and began to run against Lilli-Bunny's winter boots, which would compete with the shoes for the feet of the leader in December, or even in mid-November, when it snowed earlier this year.

About the Author

Bruce Kriger is a well known satirical writer, and his books have been published all over the world. Kriger’s novel Lilli-Bunny – and the Secret of a Happy Life is an example of an innovative type of satirical writing, which goes beyond the old traditions of the philosophical tale, and bases the story on modern reality.

www.krigerland.com

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